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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2009|05:51 pm]
no matter who u r...
when u fall in love...
itz it so addicitive...
itz like a drug to u?
willin to do wtever it takes to get it?
wanna spend all the time on it/ wif it?
thinkin abt it every sec of ur life?
its the only thing in ur mind all day long?
willin to die for it?
bein so happy when u hv it?
bein so depress when u dunt?

love, love, love...
when u find the rite one, its higher than any drug u can get in ur life^^
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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2009|06:52 am]
im tired of all this goverments now is the time to tell them we dont want to pay for things if the states were in charge we wouldnot have to pay for things!
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(no subject) [Oct. 3rd, 2007|04:46 pm]
 FU CKING ABORTION MILLS!
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(no subject) [Feb. 5th, 2006|01:12 pm]
tell me im prety!
im gonna get my GED!
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(no subject) [Sep. 13th, 2005|11:52 pm]
tha mods here suck outloud
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(no subject) [Sep. 13th, 2005|02:22 am]
its not gay if the penis is attached to a 10 year old girl
some guys just want girls to have wieners its no big deal or nothin
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read my song comment with my reasoults [Aug. 23rd, 2005|06:30 pm]
im not done with it and its dedicated to my bf steven:I like u I like u i like you oh..x 2I like you for so many reasons I love you for who you areI see that your cool and not a fool ( I see that your cool and not a foolx2 (echoing))I like you i like you i like you oh x2Do you like me? Do you know who i am?I just wana let you know that i like youI might seem weird but i would do anything for you ya cause i like you i like you i like you oh....
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HOYL SHIT!!!! [Aug. 22nd, 2005|09:18 pm]
SOMEONE RAN OVRE THAT KIDS TONGUE
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(no subject) [Aug. 15th, 2005|10:04 pm]
Die Rose ist ohne warum; Sie bluhet, weil Sie bluhet...
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thiss how rox [Aug. 11th, 2005|12:20 am]
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nerdcore is a gimmick that is getting on my nerves fast [Jul. 31st, 2005|02:15 am]
every jew and his mother has a rap album about d&d and computers nowadays and the novelty has worn thin
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BOB YOUR HEAD [Jul. 29th, 2005|01:25 am]

ONE NATION UNDER CHICKEN FRIES
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DUMBLDEDORE CAN FLY [Jul. 16th, 2005|02:18 pm]
Harry Potter book release: don't worry, no spoilers.

Showed up at seven, in full costume for a nine am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the best-dressed. I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there.

We were told in line, that the best-dressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I'm a shoo-in, aren't I?

WRONG.

Fucking moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic Kmart cape with stars and glitter and fucking gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand.

OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND *fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc*

THE FUCKING KID WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE.

I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. FUCKING CROTCHDROPPING GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT.

I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo fucking woo.

I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so VERY FUCKING LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my brand-new copy.

I fucking hate breeders and child-lovers. FUCKING GO TO HELL.

I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shitling. I'm hurt. All my life, nothing has gotten to me more than being deliberately ignored, or passed over. Honestly; that's the sort of thing that can make me cry in public. Or key your car. Or viciously murder you and your family in the heat of frustration and never-ending denial Congratulations breeders, you win.
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I WISH EVERY DAY WAS WIPE YOUR ASS WITH YOUR SOCK DAY [Jul. 16th, 2005|03:57 am]
they are so smooth and they get everything!
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JTT ITT [Jul. 15th, 2005|03:26 am]

whatever happened to Jonathan Table Thomas?
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(no subject) [Jul. 15th, 2005|12:32 am]
bacon bacon bacon bacon THERE

IN THE BAG
WHAT'S THAT SAY


I CAN'T REEEEAD!!
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they should make a Police Academy-esque prequel to Robocop [Jul. 13th, 2005|04:30 pm]
i would like to see him get into wacky misadventures and fall in love with his partner and eventually clean up the punks in town and replace that guys shampoo with super glue and that black guy who makes the noises lol i hope hollywood is reading my journal and makes this movie
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What if Lil Jon fuckedd Lill Kim? [Jul. 6th, 2005|11:33 pm]
I bet they'd have a REALLY lil kid.
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wil you gay mary me?? [Jun. 29th, 2005|12:15 am]
y/n/maybe
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(no subject) [Jun. 26th, 2005|03:56 pm]
theyll never take away my right to freeze an american flag and shatter it with a hammer
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