goobers

gaynegroman @ 2009-04-21T17:51:00

2009-04-21T22:51:31Z

no matter who u r...
when u fall in love...
itz it so addicitive...
itz like a drug to u?
willin to do wtever it takes to get it?
wanna spend all the time on it/ wif it?
thinkin abt it every sec of ur life?
its the only thing in ur mind all day long?
willin to die for it?
bein so happy when u hv it?
bein so depress when u dunt?

love, love, love...
when u find the rite one, its higher than any drug u can get in ur life^^

gaynegroman @ 2009-04-21T06:52:00

2009-04-21T11:53:08Z

im tired of all this goverments now is the time to tell them we dont want to pay for things if the states were in charge we wouldnot have to pay for things!

gaynegroman @ 2007-10-03T16:46:00

2007-10-03T21:47:45Z

FU CKING ABORTION MILLS!

gaynegroman @ 2006-02-05T13:12:00

2006-02-05T19:12:01Z

tell me im prety!
im gonna get my GED!

gaynegroman @ 2005-09-13T23:52:00

2005-09-14T04:52:32Z

tha mods here suck outloud

gaynegroman @ 2005-09-13T02:22:00

2005-09-13T07:22:16Z

its not gay if the penis is attached to a 10 year old girl
some guys just want girls to have wieners its no big deal or nothin

read my song comment with my reasoults

2005-08-23T23:30:09Z

im not done with it and its dedicated to my bf steven:I like u I like u i like you oh..x 2I like you for so many reasons I love you for who you areI see that your cool and not a fool ( I see that your cool and not a foolx2 (echoing))I like you i like you i like you oh x2Do you like me? Do you know who i am?I just wana let you know that i like youI might seem weird but i would do anything for you ya cause i like you i like you i like you oh....

HOYL SHIT!!!!

2005-08-23T02:18:20Z

SOMEONE RAN OVRE THAT KIDS TONGUE

gaynegroman @ 2005-08-15T22:04:00

2005-08-16T03:03:38Z

Die Rose ist ohne warum; Sie bluhet, weil Sie bluhet...

thiss how rox

2005-08-11T05:20:49Z

nerdcore is a gimmick that is getting on my nerves fast

2005-07-31T07:15:07Z

every jew and his mother has a rap album about d&d and computers nowadays and the novelty has worn thin

BOB YOUR HEAD

2005-07-29T06:25:26Z

ONE NATION UNDER CHICKEN FRIES

DUMBLDEDORE CAN FLY

2005-07-16T19:18:08Z

Harry Potter book release: don't worry, no spoilers.

Showed up at seven, in full costume for a nine am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the best-dressed. I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there.

We were told in line, that the best-dressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I'm a shoo-in, aren't I?

WRONG.

Fucking moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic Kmart cape with stars and glitter and fucking gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand.

OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND *fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc*

THE FUCKING KID WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE.

I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. FUCKING CROTCHDROPPING GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT.

I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo fucking woo.

I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so VERY FUCKING LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my brand-new copy.

I fucking hate breeders and child-lovers. FUCKING GO TO HELL.

I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shitling. I'm hurt. All my life, nothing has gotten to me more than being deliberately ignored, or passed over. Honestly; that's the sort of thing that can make me cry in public. Or key your car. Or viciously murder you and your family in the heat of frustration and never-ending denial Congratulations breeders, you win.

I WISH EVERY DAY WAS WIPE YOUR ASS WITH YOUR SOCK DAY

2005-07-16T08:57:21Z

they are so smooth and they get everything!

JTT ITT

2005-07-15T08:26:30Z

whatever happened to Jonathan Table Thomas?

gaynegroman @ 2005-07-15T00:32:00

2005-07-15T05:32:27Z

bacon bacon bacon bacon THERE

IN THE BAG
WHAT'S THAT SAY

I CAN'T REEEEAD!!

they should make a Police Academy-esque prequel to Robocop

2005-07-13T21:30:38Z

i would like to see him get into wacky misadventures and fall in love with his partner and eventually clean up the punks in town and replace that guys shampoo with super glue and that black guy who makes the noises lol i hope hollywood is reading my journal and makes this movie

What if Lil Jon fuckedd Lill Kim?

2005-07-07T04:32:45Z

I bet they'd have a REALLY lil kid.

wil you gay mary me??

2005-06-29T05:15:02Z

y/n/maybe

gaynegroman @ 2005-06-26T15:56:00

2005-06-26T20:56:07Z

theyll never take away my right to freeze an american flag and shatter it with a hammer

what in blue blazes ???

2005-06-24T07:52:38Z

[see title]

gaynegroman @ 2005-06-23T04:21:00

2005-06-23T09:20:38Z

aaAAAAWWWWWWeee!!!! looky wut my boifriend rote 4 me:

"I find beautiful people because I am a good person. I meet people who are like me. My dream is to be an avatar of male society in a world of female poets. Whose feet I waste with rose water daily.

Annie Stephenson is an avataress and her friends are lesser incarnations of a female god. I love to wash her feet every morning. I feel guilt for not updating my livejournal and I am touched in my heart when someone says they care about me.

I am a much nicer person than I used to be. I ever used to be fat. Oh my. I am working on it.

I play guitar, I write music, I work on doing both and combining them. Please ask me to write music for you. I love friends. Love me.

I want to hold her, pray for me,

xoxoxoxoxxo steven"

gaynegroman @ 2005-06-15T23:41:00

2005-06-16T04:41:26Z

i'm moving to new hampshire where city hall doesn't force me to drown in my own lamps

RATS!

2005-06-14T18:42:22Z

I LOST ANOTHER LOAN TO DITECH

gaynegroman @ 2005-06-08T22:08:00

2005-06-09T03:08:04Z

every time some nerd asks me if i want to play d&d with them i always tell them i don't play unless plastic is invented. it gets them so confused.